Q: What does an Arsenal supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
Instagram - Facebook - YouTube@SoccerManiak801. Sep 21, 2016 - Explore David Murphy's board "Football Banter" on Pinterest. That is really our challenge, a really good test. a-ak al-aq ar-az b-bd be-bk bl-bp br-bz c-cd ce-ch ci-col com-coo cop-cz d-dh di-don doo-dz e-em en-ez f-fim fin-foo fop-fz g-gn go-gz h-hh hi-ho hp-hz i-inr ins-iz j k l-lif lig-lz m-mec med-mm mn-mz n-ne nf-nz o-oo op-oz p-peq per-pla plb-pre prf-pz q r-rel rem-rn ro-rz s-seb sec-shi shj-sma smb-spn spo-stq str-sz t-te tf-tn to-tz u v w-wh wi-wz x y z numbers/years/symbols. A: Because Arsenal supporters have started to make them up themselves. She said, "I am not going out with you now, we are finished". ", The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then? ', 'Tell Kim-Jong Il he may have nukes, but our nukes are still superior to his nukes! You have a gun with two bullets. explains more about how we use your data, and your rights. Twice...FC Arsenal Funny JokesFire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning... "Mr Wenger sir, Highbury is on fire! "Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive! Share ; Comments; By. the other one wore no knickers and she supported Arsenal. ", This satisfies the woman, who immediately gets back into the car and drives for home. Twice. At the […] After they crawl out of their cars, the Spurs fan says. Saul_Mikoliunas I have heard about five of those before only with a different team and I still laugh =D The ones I haven't heard are currently being saved onto my phone and sent around my three spurs supporting friends (In revenge for the ripping I took after the Man city game =P) "Arsenal Story JokesTwo men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Gunners have lost again. A: Dress her in a Manchester United jersey! Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff? You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A pause, and a smile. A: A wind tunnel. Arsenal Jokes - IntroductionHello and welcome to the funniest jokes about Arsenal that I could find.Without any further introduction, here are some of the best jokes for FC Arsenal.Dislike Joke About ArsenalWhy do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?It saves time.Jokes About FC ArsenalWhy do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?So they know which end to wipe.Jokes About ArsenalWhat do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?A burglar.Hate Jokes ArsenalYou're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan.
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Quasimodo came out of his conference scratching his head. 'Jokes About ArsenalWhy did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?So blind people could laugh at them too!FC Arsenal JokesWhat do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?A good start!Arsenal FC JokesWhat do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.Funny Arsenal JokesWhat do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?Nice tattoo.Jokes ArsenalWhat do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?A cheat.Arsenal Funny JokesWhy do housewives love Arsenal?Because they stay on top for ages and come second!Arsenal Funny JokesAt Highbury, what is the difference between the words âdisciplinaryâ and âfootballâ?âDisciplinaryâ is the only one associated with the word âactionâ.Arsenal JokesHow come Arsenal fans donât fall asleep during a match?The smell of their ground keeps them awake.Jokes About ArsenalWhat do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?They put away their Play Stations.Jokes About ArsenalWhat do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?Gifted.Arsenal Super JokesWhat does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?Theyâre both useless in Europe.Joking About ArsenalWhat is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?Horlicks.Arsenal Hate JokesThe seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup. Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search, "I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were. He then walked away from the body. Leeds United have certainly made an impression upon the Premier League after being involved in two seven-goal thrillers in the opening two weeks of the season. "Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. A: So blind people could laugh at them too! 1) I don’t get religion, believing in someone that did great things thousands of years ago in the hope they may do it again.
A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets. 6) A fairy approaches a man and gives him 1 wish. 'What a joke!' A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. "Arsenal Story JokesTwo Gunners fans are on the plane on the way to Holland. Suddenly, the driver saw a Gunners supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. Our. Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Arsenal tickets? If they can find a way of limiting the Reds' attacking talent on Saturday, Arsenal certainly have the firepower to trouble the Liverpool defence. cried Wenger, "that's a big word for a Seven year old!! A Liverpool fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Gunners supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Arsenal jersey.
A: Because they never have any points. After a 4-3 defeat to Liverpool at Anfield, the Whites were on the right end of the same scoreline the following week as Fulham were dispatched at Elland Road. Jul 14, 2016 - This Pin was discovered by Steve Whiddon.
Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man". Save the cups!" Q: Did you hear that Arsenal doesn't have a website? ?A Space Invader.Jokes About ArsenalHow long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?Donkeys years.Arsenal Football Club JokesHow many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.Jokes About ArsenalHeard the one about David Seaman?He never keeps a clean sheet.Arsenal FC JokesWhen Gazza scored at Wembley, Seaman was all over the place.Arsenal FC JokesWhat's the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?One takes dope and the rest are dopes.Jokes About ArsenalWhat have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?Their both red and white and full of coke.Jokes ArsenalWhy is the pitch at Highbury so green?Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.Arsenal jokesHow come Arsenal fans don't fall asleep during a match?The smell of their ground keeps them awake.Arsenal JokesWhat's the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?Pro-plus (sleep repellant).Best Arsenal JokesWhat's the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?Horlicks.Best Jokes About ArsenalWhat is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.Arsenal JokesWhat is the difference between Jon Pertwee and Ray Parlour?Ray Parlour still looks like Worzel Gummidge.Arsenal FC JokesAt Highbury, what is the difference between the words 'disciplinary' and 'football'?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester. Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Arsenal.' "Story Arsenal JokesTwo boys are playing football in a park in London when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Arsenal and Leeds locked horns in the FA Cup last season, where the north London side emerged victorious, and are due to clash in the Premier League at Elland Road in November. For the supporters, for all of us, going there with six points is good. Ahead of the meeting between Manchester United and Wolverhampton Wanderers on Monday, the Gunners and the Reds are the only two teams in the Premier League to have taken maximum points from their first two games. Jamie Carragher has given his verdict on where Arsenal could finish in the Premier League this season, in conversation with Sky Sports.
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